• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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Should I wear all black or all black today

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